The football player.

[Filonian]

A very tall man walks into a bar and a lady recognizes him as a real Football player.
They start to talk and eventually go back to his place.

They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.



On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.

"What's that for?" the lady questions.

"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV,
People will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."

Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his
leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.

'What's that ?' the lady questions again.

"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid
When this tattoo is seen on TV."

Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.

The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"

The man replies: "No, no.....!!! Calm down,"





"It will say ADIDAS in a minute...........!!!"




Graham