The Funeral Procession

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The Funeral Procession

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A man was leaving a local shop with his morning paper when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about twenty yards behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a lead.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about two hundred men walking in single file.

The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'

'My wife's.

''What happened to her?'

The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'

He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'

The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

'Can I borrow the dog?'

The man replied, 'Join the queue
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT one hit the spot! :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

Reminds me of a similar one:

Two men was standing on the sidewalk, when a funeral procession came by ...

The first man leaned over towards the other and silently asked him: "Do you know who died?"

"The one in the front waggon" he promptly replied ....(!)

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