Including waist sizesnigelb wrote::Oh, and everything will be a lot smaller than it is in Texas!
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Including waist sizesnigelb wrote::Oh, and everything will be a lot smaller than it is in Texas!
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It's Jessica Simpson's fault I tell ya! She must have been in the stadium...or at least at home watching the game on TV.nigelb wrote: Poor Chris, the heavily favoured dallas cowchips lost to the Redskins tonight but I will concede, they do know how to hold though. (the cryboys lost the game because of crucial holding penalty on the last play of the game which negated a game winning touchdown.) For that reason, they are idiots #9.
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Wrong, all of it.nigelb wrote:
Well Chris, in the UK KFC sells Tacos and Taco Bell sells chicken. It is because of something to do with this Health and Safety thing they have there. They also drive on the wrong side of the road, use funny money, and eat corn (maize) on the cob vertically, rather than horisontally as we do here in the good ole USA. Just a few tips in case you ever go over there. Oh, and everything will be a lot smaller than it is in Texas!
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That's it...I'm trading in my truck for this horse. Good one, Joe!airboatr wrote:"...Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!"
Well of course it is! Tongue in cheek and all that. The cowchips are idiots #9 - 69 so Ant, I am not sure if your #70 or I am.Ant1981 wrote:Wrong, all of it.nigelb wrote:
Well Chris, in the UK KFC sells Tacos and Taco Bell sells chicken. It is because of something to do with this Health and Safety thing they have there. They also drive on the wrong side of the road, use funny money, and eat corn (maize) on the cob vertically, rather than horisontally as we do here in the good ole USA. Just a few tips in case you ever go over there. Oh, and everything will be a lot smaller than it is in Texas!
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Jessica must have really been concentrating her powers (and other attributes) on that last play before the half then! Three seconds left on the clock and Romo throws a lateral and the Redskins knock the ball out of the receivers hands and return it for a touchdown. It really did go t*ts up, didn't it. Go Jessica, keep working those bad boys!FlyTexas wrote: It's Jessica Simpson's fault I tell ya! She must have been in the stadium...or at least at home watching the game on TV.
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Definatley you, as it's 'you're' not 'your'.nigelb wrote:Well of course it is! Tongue in cheek and all that. The cowchips are idiots #9 - 69 so Ant, I am not sure if your #70 or I am.Ant1981 wrote:Wrong, all of it.nigelb wrote:
Well Chris, in the UK KFC sells Tacos and Taco Bell sells chicken. It is because of something to do with this Health and Safety thing they have there. They also drive on the wrong side of the road, use funny money, and eat corn (maize) on the cob vertically, rather than horisontally as we do here in the good ole USA. Just a few tips in case you ever go over there. Oh, and everything will be a lot smaller than it is in Texas!
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Oh, loved the Indian joke!
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