Don't Marry a Yorkshire Lass

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Don't Marry a Yorkshire Lass

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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE LASS
The first man married a woman from Essex . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Sussex . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a lass from Yorkshire . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
EricT :)
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Re: Don't Marry a Yorkshire Lass

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ay-up, a Scot telling jokes about Yorkshire lassies there is a novelty!

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Nigelb wrote
Ay-up, a Scot telling jokes about Yorkshire lassies there is a novelty!
Even more complicated-I am English(originally from Nottingham),living in Scotland! :) EricT
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Eric, my apologies for calling you a Scot then! ;)

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Tomliner wrote:
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE LASS
The first man married a woman from Essex . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but
on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man married a woman from Sussex . He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By
the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a lass from Yorkshire . He ordered her to keep
the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second
day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had
gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was
healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
EricT :)

Just read that to Lucy and she laughed and give me a telling wink.... I'll be very careful from now on. :lol: :worried:
Ben.:tunes:

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