#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5. Three times a day IS possible.
#4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost everyday.
#2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sEx.....
#1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it!
EricT
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10 Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than S.E.X
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...and you don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house.
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On the downside, it's not so easy to get a hole in one
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Still hate Golf though!
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TBH Mark,so do I.EricTStill hate Golf though!
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