A Typical Day in Retirement

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Tomliner
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A Typical Day in Retirement

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For those of you who were wondering about retirement, and those of you who are, but would like to liven up your lives a bit –read on

Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, Mary my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. We were only in
there for about 5 minutes. When we came out,
there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on, man,
how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.

So Mary called him a sh!t head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home. We try to have a little fun each day
now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

:) EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!

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Re: A Typical Day in Retirement

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Ah Ah, so your the rotten Sod, now i know,

thats made me feel a whole lot better! :lol:


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Re: A Typical Day in Retirement

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Don't give me any ideas!

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Good one!.. :lol: :lol:

19 yrs for me and counting :thumbsup:
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