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Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart


A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest

of the three of them.

The Cow: I give four gallons of milk every day and that's why

I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry

52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!




























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because they're most deadly when silent?

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oh fiddlesticks... you got me :doh:

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:lol: :lol: Welcome back Graham.
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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:lol: :lol: I represent that remark...Hic!
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Hi Graham,

I know i'm the greatest, but i can't rember Why i am! :lol: :lol:

Cheers,


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Got me :lol: :lol:
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Nice to have you back Graham

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:lol: :lol: Our first Graham-cracker of the new year. It's great to have you back Graham. :thumbsup:

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That's ageist!! What about the young farts?? :rant:
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