Two drunks visit a brothel.The madam takes one look at them and says 'put inflatable dolls in the bedrooms,they're too old and drunk to notice'.
During the walk home the first man says 'do you know what,I think my girl was dead.She didn't move or say owt'.
The second man says'Could be worse.I think mine was a witch'.
'Why do you think that?'
'Well I gave her a bite on the @rse, she f@rted and then flew out the window' EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
