A man boarded an aircraft at London Heathrow Airport ' s
Terminal 5 for New York , and taking his seat as he settled
in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and
bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or
vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business.
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the
United State s .'
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
'What's your business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience
to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are
those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is
that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in
fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely
to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French
men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of
Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential
lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed.
'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really
shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even
know your name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but
my friends call me Paddy.'
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