To Our Aussie Friends....

[Tomliner]

....Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."



The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say."


EricT

[steelsporran]

Could be worse, our lot have only got Bangladesh keeping them out of last spot.

[Tako_Kichi]

That would have been funnier two weeks ago but it appears that England have gone back to their old ways.

[emfrat]

That would have been funnier two weeks ago but it appears that England have gone back to their old ways.

It's wonderful what a skirl of the bagpipes can do
MikeW