Little Johnny was playing with his train set in the lounge while mum was in the kitchen.She was listening with maternal pleasure when she heard him say..
'All you stupid f***in' B*$tards who want to get off here shift your f****in ar$*s we're f****in running late.To all you dozy f****in sh!tes boarding get a f****in move on!
His shocked mum ran into the lounge,gave him a good telling off and sent him to his bedroom for two hours.
When he returned to continue playing with his train set his mum was listening from the kitchen and heard..
'To all our customers alighting here thank you for travelling with us,and have a safe onward journey.To those customers joining here,welcome aboard and make yourselves comfortable'
Mum was delighted until...
'To all those unhappy about the two hour delay,blame the f*****in fat bitch in the kitchen' EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
