One day a florist went to a barber for a
haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber
replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service
this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber
went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card
and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept
money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was
happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open
up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at
his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a
haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I
cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next
morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the
fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the
politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO BE CHANGED
OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
EricT
