A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no
legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and
felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,'
so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked
laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, ‘no’.
She said, You fecking will be when the tide comes in.'
EricT
