A plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, 'Ya know I don't like the Chinese...'
'No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot...'why not?'
'You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!'
'No, no', the co-pilot protests, 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.'
'Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!'
There's a few minutes of silence...
'I no rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces.
'Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
'Jews sink Titanic!' says the co-pilot.
'What? You're insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the
captain, 'It was an iceberg!'
'Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg....no mattah...all same! EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Mentioning the Titanic Eric, It does not seem possible that next April 2012 it will be a 100 yrs after her sinking, its strange how it has been a fascination all these years ,i suppose it was that at the time the ship did look and feel that she would never sink, what would have people thought of the ships of today!
Cheers,
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
EricT
