The Lie Clocks

[VC10]

A man died and went to heaven.
As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, He saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Gordon Brown’s clock?' asked the man.

It's in God's office. He's using it as a fan.'

[Chris Trott]

Jesus is using the clocks for the Democrat Party here in the US to power his skydiving tunnel. He had to take out Barak Obama's and Nancy Pelosi's after he got shot out the top every time he tried to get in.