A poem for computer buffs……..

[Filonian]

The computer swallowed grandpa.

Yes, honestly it’s true!

He pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

he must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandpa you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him

And send him back to me.




Graham

[airboatr]

that's very good Graham but, I'm afraid if I find your grandpa in my computer.
I'm giving him the boot.

[cstorey]

Sounds a bit like the village wizard in " The Ball of Kirriemuir" !