Einstein's Theory....

[Filonian]

WHO KNEW THIS ???

Einstein was born March 14, 1879.
He would be 131 if he were alive today.

Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa
because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts,
the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as....



Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."

Oh, quit groaning!
I don't write this cr*p.
I receive it from my warped friends and then post it here.




Graham

[FlyTexas]

Here's a pic of the happy couple. You can definitely see the family resemblance.

http://www.sciencephoto.com/images/show ... =724050125

Brian

[Garry Russell]

Is she the one with the mustache??

[DaveB]

Damn.. beaten to it

Yes.. the resemblance is quite striking isn't it In the words of Harry Hill.. Dirty boy!

ATB
DaveB

[airboatr]

Wasn't he into straight line theory........ errr something like that?

[FlyTexas]

You mean "the shortest distance between two points is a..." theory?

Brian

[Garry Russell]

You mean "the shortest distance between two points is a..." theory?

Brian

I always thought that was called a cleavage

[airboatr]

titillating thought my good man.

[airboatr]

You mean "the shortest distance between two points is a..." theory?

Brian

Not after it's been proven I reckon

[speedbird591]

You know that 'six degrees of separation' theory that says everybody in the world is only separated from any other person by a maximum of six connections? Well, I'm only separated by one degree from Einstein because I know a lady whose father was a lecturer at Harvard with Einstein. Einstein became a family friend and he used to come round and help her with her Maths homework.

So, as you all know me, you're just two degrees of separation from Albert Einstein! That's three from Mrs Einstein.

You're welcome.

Ian