A Disgrace to their Fellow Countrymen

[Garry Russell]

Seven hundred thousand pounds worth of MoD goods stolen in 10 months...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12857903

[DaveB]

A plane fuselage, a ships anchor and a clarinet are among the items stolen The mind boggles

ATB
DaveB

[Filonian]

....."the list was "a national disgrace".


Well MPs would or should know all aboutr that eh?


The culprits should be cast adrift or summat like that.

ps how do you get a fuselage up yer jumper??? Without it spoiling yer figure.


Graham

[511Flyer]

Why am I picturing a bearded guy sailing along on a converted fuselage playing a clarinet?

[DaveB]

It wasn't me Dennis.. honest Now.. playing his bass guitar along to Pink Floyd and you might be closer No.. I don't play the clarinet, I have no use for a fuselage and I'm married to something far more effective than a ships anchor

ATB
DaveB

[Felixx62]

I wonder if anyone has checked the lost property office at British Rail, those dopey civil servants are always leaving things on the trains..

[airboatr]

ps how do you get a fuselage up yer jumper??? Without it spoiling yer figure.


Graham

they're big ar....les