The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
EricT 
Wasn't Me-Honest!
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Wasn't Me-Honest!
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.” EricT
The man replies, “I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body”.
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “My wife.”
EricT Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
Re: Wasn't Me-Honest!
Hi Ben.MrsT has just seen this and she said that it doesn't sound like me at all! 
EricT
ps,hope she doesn't see this bit
EricTps,hope she doesn't see this bit
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
