Texas News: Woman Shoots Husband

[FlyTexas]

Says she was aiming for a skunk.
http://www.wfaa.com/news/texas-news/Cen ... 44615.html

Brian

[Chris Trott]

I'm still trying to figure out how she hit him in the abdomen when shooting at the skunk if she was aiming even remotely in the direction of the skunk (sans ricochet). I can just imagine it now - skunk attacking man, she tries to shoot skunk, hits man... would be just perfectly hillbilly.

[Airspeed]

She may have been on target, I've heard of people described as skunks!


What does actually concern me is; WHY shoot the skunk in the first place?
Reminds me of the hunters on South Park some years back.....
They were only to shoot in self defence. A Bambi was spotted. "It's coming straight for us!" When the smoke cleared, there were four wobbling half legs left standing.

[Chris Trott]

I agree on why shoot the skunk. It'd also stink like all he-l-l afterwards.

[Vancouver]

Oh this reminds me of last year, the stupid dog decided to investigate a skunk and lost. The good part was 2 large cans of Heinz tomato juice and what I thought was an old wives tale actually worked.

[Airspeed]

How did you manage to get drunk on two cans of tomato juice?

[Myles]

He didn't - it was the vodka he diluted it with!

Myles