British Newspapers

[Tomliner]

This is quite old but still witty and there may be some who've not seen it before
The Times --- is read by the people who run the country.
 
The Daily Mirror --- is read by the people who think they run the country.
 
The Guardian --- is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
 
The Morning Star --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
 
The Independent --- is read by people who don't know who runs the country but are sure they're doing it wrong.
 
The Daily Mail --- is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
 
The Financial Times --- is read by the people who own the country.
 
The Daily Express --- is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
 
The Daily Telegraph --- is read by the people who still think it is their country.
 
And
 
The Sun's readers --- don't care who runs the country providing she has big t*ts.
  EricT

[dodger]

Hi Eric,

To bloody right, i reckon that Beverley Goodway must have had the best job ,EVER.

Mind you i hav'nt read a paper for years!!

Roger.

[TobyV]

Interesting to know which category I belong to, but surely shouldn't the first one read "The Times - is owned by the people (person) who runs the country"?

[Filonian]

Graham