A Russian woman married an Australian and they lived happily ever after in Melbourne. The lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, so, in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. Her butcher got the message and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it, so she left off her bra, walked to the shop, clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking?
Her husband speaks English....helloooooo !
Now get back to work !
I worry about you sometimes !
Graham
No speak english...
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No speak english...
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Re: No speak english...
You got me there. Brian