Little Johnny's Ambition

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Tomliner
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Little Johnny's Ambition

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The teacher was asking her pupils what they wanted to be when they grow up.

It was Johnny's turn.

Johnny:   I want to be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. I’ll find a whore there; I’ll buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas. I’ll Get her a Ferrari. I’ll buy her a beach house in Miami; I’ll buy a jet to fly with her anywhere she wants. I’ll get her expensive jewelry and we’ll have sex 3 times a day.

The teacher was at a lost for words and didn't know what to do. She just proceeded along and asked Mary what she wanted to be.

Mary replied: "I’d like to be Johnny's whore!!"
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Yup, they're right - girls are smarter! :agree:
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