Cosmetic Surgery

[Tomliner]

You have to admire the directness of age.

Two older women were having lunch together while discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you. I'm getting a boob-job."

The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm thinking of having my @*$e-hole bleached!"

"Oh! Dear!" replied the first woman. "I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"


EricT

[DaveB]

I should have seen that coming but didn't

That said, it begs the question 'why would anyone want their @rsehole bleached'? Wouldn't it sting?
ATB
DaveB

[Tomliner]

Perhaps she meant colonic irrigation Dave but the joke wouldn't work then You think too deeply Dave! EricT

[Garry Russell]

Hi Dave

Just to raise the Forum to a new cultural standard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

[FlyTexas]

Geez! The things people get up to nowadays. Thanks for the link Garry. Guess I won't be having that bagel for breakfast today.

Brian

[dodger]

Yup, sorry Dave, No comment!!


Cheers,

Roger.

[Garry Russell]

It does seem some people have a lot more money than sense

[DaveB]

Nah.. still doesn't work for me. Who the hell is gonna be looking close enough at that 'burnin' ring of fire' to be much bothered anyway.

This has got way out of hand.. in my imagination anyway. I'll stop here Suffice to say, the mind boggles!

ATB
DaveB

[Tomliner]

Well who'd have thought that it is based in fact.Never let it be said that I don't bring a touch of class to this forum! However I'll never listen to Johnny Cash singing 'Ring of Fire' in the same way again EricT

[Garry Russell]

Trouble with items like this coming up in a thread is you always get some sad git who'll look it up