Irish Birth Control

[Filonian]

Mrs Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband two years ago?'

She replied, 'Aye, that ye did Father.'

The Father asked, 'And have ye any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a fertility candle for ye and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh thank ye Father!' Then they went their separate ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs Donovan, how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well Father!'

The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes Father! Two sets of twins and six singles, ten in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! And how is yer hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'He's gone to Rome to blow out yer f**kin' candle.'


Graham

[Airspeed]

Glad they traced the cause.

[nigelb]

I can't say I blame the "hoosband" .... wait maybe I can!

Nigel²

[Tomliner]

Sure dat was a funny one.EricT