I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what
I would like to do most with her body.
Apparently ‘Identify it’ wasn't the right answer.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were
going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot
better. So I thought 'Sod it. Soldier on'.
I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor,
not breathing!.
I panicked. I didn't know what to do. Then I remembered Wetherspoons
serve breakfast until 11.30.
Man having sex with a 30 stone wife
He says "Can we have the light switched off?"
She said "Why? Do you find me repulsive?"
He said "No. it's burning my @rse."
Boom boom
EricT
