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She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft boiled eggs
and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've
got to make love to me this very moment!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all;right there on the kitchen
table.
Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I should've seen that coming but didn't! :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:


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:lol: :lol:

Thank goodness she didn't say if the eggs were soft or hard boiled! :lol:

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Sadly SWMBO hates runny eggs.... :(

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:lol: :lol:

All that fuss and bother. Dear me mate.. I dunno how you survive :lol:

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DaveB wrote: I dunno how you survive :lol:

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Survival has it's ups and downs too, Dave.

I reckon--

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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