Women???

[Garry Russell]

Don't understand them

My girlfriend came home from work last night. I was standing in front of the fire when she walked in.

Without saying a word she walked over to me, looked me straight in the eye and then demanded I take her blouse off.

I did and then she asked me to take her bra off...I compiled.

She then went on demanding I take her skirt off, then her boots, fishnets and finally her knickers.

I did all this to order, then with her glare intensifying, she came right up to me face to face and said,


"If I ever come home and find you dressed like that again...we're finished"

[GHD]

[DaveB]

Really mate.. you must be more careful

Reminds me of the oldie 'When I get home, my wifes knickers are coming off'.. 'Why's that'?.. 'Because they're killing me'!
ATB
DaveB

[Garry Russell]

Indeed the old ones...I was reminded again as you are now and then

[Airspeed]

You're getting cheekier by the minute, Garry!

[Filonian]

Graham