Due to a water shortage in Ireland,
Dublin swimming baths have announced they are closing lanes 7 and 8....
I got a letter from Screw Fix Direct thanking me for my interest,
but explaining they were not a dating agency...
Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be the one but
after looking through her knicker drawer and finding
a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police woman’s uniform,
he finally decided if she can't hold
down a job, she's not for him!
Paddy is doing some roofing work for Murphy.
He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going
dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says:
" I tink I will ave to go home, I've come all over giddy and feel sick."
Murphy asks "Ave yer got vertigo?"
Paddy replies "No, I only live round the corner."
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find
that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.
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Garry Russell
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Re: More from Ireland
Love the last one
Garry
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"In the world of virtual reality things are not always what they seem."
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DaveB
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Closing lanes 7 and 8 did it for me
ATB
DaveB
Old sailors never die.. they just smell that way!
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Re: More from Ireland
I liked 1, 2, 4, 3, 5 and 6 best, ... I think,........ now let me see......
Cheers, Mike.
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