Vodka Christmas Cake Recipe

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Vodka Christmas Cake Recipe

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I know it's a bit early but it will give you plenty of time to put this recipe and your baking skills to the test. :agree:
I've had requests for my Vodka Christmas Cake recipe so here goes.
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine this morning!!!!)
Ingredients 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt, 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice 4 large eggs,fruit and nuts, 1 bottle Smirnoff Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit.
Instructions: Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality(very important).Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality then repeat. Turn on the electric food mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Vodka is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver Sample the Vodka to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Vodka. Now crap shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Vodka and wipe the counter with the cat.


Enjoy! :party: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny this.. I tried to make a Vodka omelette once. Goes without saying I'd had rather a lot of the stuff before I started :party:

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:lol:

Looks like I'm baking today :party:
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I'm on the vodka diet....

I've lost 2 days already............
Rgds,

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thangser-HIC, sgood. :party:
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:lol:

Don't forget to call the fire department. Ya left the *hic -oven on. :shhh: ;)

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now wherrresat Volka bitetle gun?

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