The psychiatrist....

[Filonian]

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.


So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems.

Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty pounds per visit,' replied the expert.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.


Six months later, he met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty quid a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

A bartender cured me for £10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new car!'

'Is that so?'

With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'


'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'







Graham

[DaveB]

Nope.. didn't see that one coming

ATB
DaveB

[Tomliner]

Smart cookie!

[Paul K]

Good one!

[dodger]

Nice one,

Easy when you know how!

Roger.