How to identify cabin crew

[VEGAS]

A man is sitting at a bar in Gatwick Airport, when a well-dressed woman sits down next to him.

He assumes the woman is a flight attendant, and decides to try and guess what airline she's with by dropping a few pick-up lines.

He says to the woman, "Are you the reason I fly?", echoing QANTAS' tagline.

She gives him a blank look.

He then tries, "Have you caught my smile?", ripping off Pacific Southwest.

Again, another blank look.

Still eager, he asks, "Are you doing what you do best?", imitating American Airlines' tagline.

Finally the woman snaps, "What the f**k do you want?!"

The man smiles, sits back in his chair and sighs, "Ahh, EasyJet."

[Tomliner]

,but I thought that would be Ryanair! EricT

[Garry Russell]

Oi Eric...you knicked my answer

[Filonian]

Graham

[Vancouver]

Over here I would have guessed Allegiant.

[speedbird591]

Speaking of identifying cabin crew. My first wife, who was a stewardess with Laker and then BA, had to go for a smear test but decided to go to a female doctor rather than her usual GP. When she was on her back with her feet in the stirrups the doctor said, 'tell me, are you a stewardess?' Monica, who, being Australian, was rarely shocked made an exception this time! 'How on earth can you tell?' She spluttered. The doctor, realising what she'd said, collapsed into giggles and said it was merely because of the bikini tan in the middle of winter!

Ian

[TSR2]

That made me chuckle Ian, I suspect you had a hard life with that one