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Tomliner
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Your Tax Return

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This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

The HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he
apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.


In response to the question Do you have anyone dependant on you?, the
man wrote "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4
million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over
85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European
Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable. :agree:
The man's response back to HMRC was "who did I miss out?".
:agree: EricT
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Seems like they'll be another one shortly :shhh: :-# :wasntme:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent!

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Works for me ;)

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Class :thumbsup: :rofl:
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Re: Your Tax Return

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He just invited an audit every year for the rest of his life. Talk about placing a target on your own back. Civil servants have no sense of humor. 8)
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And yet, his answer wasn't incorrect. *-)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Many a true word spoken in jest.



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Re: Your Tax Return

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You haven't dealt with the French Impots fonctionaires!!!!!!!Paper must be getting very scarce!!!
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