A DOCTOR THAT HAD BEEN SEEING AN 80 - YEAR OLD LADY FOR MOST OF HER LIFE
FINALLY RETIRED.
AT HER NEXT APPOINTMENT THE NEW DOCTOR TOLD HER TO BRING A LIST OF ALL
MEDICINES THAT HAD BEEN PRESCRIBED FOR HER.
AS THE YOUNG DOCTOR WAS LOOKING THROUGH THESE, HIS EYES GREW WIDE AS HE
REALISED SHE HAD A PRESCRIPTION FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.
"MRS SMITH, DO YOU REALISE THESE ARE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?
"YES, THEY HELP ME SLEEP AT NIGHT."
"MRS SMITH, I ASSURE YOU THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN THESE THAT COULD
POSSIBLY HELP YOU SLEEP!"
SHE REACHED OUT AND PATTED THE YOUNG DOCTOR's KNEE.
"YES DEAR, I KNOW THAT. BUT EVERY MORNING I GRIND UP ONE AND MIX IT IN A
GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE THAT MY 16 YEAR OLD GRANDDAUGHTER DRINKS. AND
BELIEVE ME, IT HELPS ME SLEEP AT NIGHT
EricTSorry about the caps.I wasn't shouting-honest!
