Duh!

[Filonian]

The young sales assistant in Tescos had a really cute bum and had seriously turned her on

She got him to help her to the car park with all the groceries

Half way there she turned to him and said "I've got an itchy pussy"

He said "You'll have to point it out. All these Japanese cars look the same to me"


Graham

[DaveB]

Boom, boom

Very reminiscent of the young lady saying she was on her menstrual cycle and the chap saying it was ok, he'd follow her on his Honda

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

But tell me, Dear Writer......
wtf are THEY interested in BUMS?? What do they think we can do with them?
Logic like that, and they get to be SWMBOs, it's not fair!

[steelsporran]

But tell me, Dear Writer......
wtf are THEY interested in BUMS??

Double DUH!
Same reason we're interested in theirs.

[airboatr]

Yer darn toot n'

[Garry Russell]

Boom, boom

Very reminiscent of the young lady saying she was on her menstrual cycle and the chap saying it was ok, he'd follow her on his Honda

ATB
DaveB

That reminds me of Jasper Carrot saying he overheard his mother and sister talking about menstrual cycles and asked what that was. On being told it was something only girls had, for years he thought it was one without a cross bar.

PS I drive an ItchyBushy C***t