This Is Your Captain Speaking...

[Tomliner]

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:


'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Melbourne Australia via Bangkok. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and..... OH, MY GOD !'

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

'Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!'





One Irish passenger yelled...

'For ****** sake ........ you should see the back of mine!!!'
EricT

[airboatr]

Tip of the Day:

Always wear brown trousers when flying.

[TobyV]

How does "non-stop from London Heathrow to Melbourne Australia via Bangkok" work? Surely Bangkok is a stop?

[Garry Russell]

How does "non-stop from London Heathrow to Melbourne Australia via Bangkok" work? Surely Bangkok is a stop?

Exactly my initial thought

Nice one Eric!!

[Airspeed]

How does "non-stop from London Heathrow to Melbourne Australia via Bangkok" work? Surely Bangkok is a stop?

Exactly my initial thought

Nice one Eric!!

Mine too, I had to read that line twice, but then, it's only a "stop" if they stop there.

[Tomliner]

Again,as Captain Mainwaring said 'Ah I wondered who'd be first to spot that'. EricT