Paddy caught his Wife having an affair and decided to kill her and himself. He puts the gun to his head, looks at his Wife and says "Don't laugh, you’re next!!"
Woman goes to the Doctors and says "I'm getting too much discharge".
Doctor says "Pop your knickers off and slip onto the bed". He puts on his latex gloves and applies 3 fingers into her v*gina
"How does that feel?" he asks.
" Lovely" she replies "But the discharge is in my ear!"
Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part"
Man walks into WH Smith and says "Do you have the new self-help book for men with really small d*cks?"
Girl says "I don’t think it’s in yet"
He replies "Yeah, that’s the one!!!" EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
