A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
• The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
• The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
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Graham
The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart.....
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Filonian wrote:A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
• The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"
• The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"
Graham
.. so then the cow smashes the ant and says,
.ooops
sorry mate, dint seeya ..
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how does that suit ya?..
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Got me
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Me too!
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Well being an Old Fart we are the greatest cos we have "Experience" , that's something that can't be taught! 
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