The Perfect Cuppa

[Tomliner]

Recipe for the Perfect Cuppa....

Experts tell us that the best way to make a perfect cup of tea is to agitate the bag.

So, every morning I shout :

'Two sugars, fat @rse!'

EricT

[DaveB]

Good luck with that mate

ATB
DaveB

[Tomliner]

No probs Dave,I told SWMBO that it was from you! EricT

[airboatr]

I bet he comes back yodeling in soprano font ...

[Harry Basset]

That's disgraceful! You shouldn't put sugar in tea.

[DaveB]

Thanks Eric.. I really need that Would she hit a bloke with stitches and a recently constructed eardrum?

There's always the old maxim.. what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing.. you've already told her twice

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

You'll go far, Ian.
In fact if you're upstairs, you'll go even further!
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