It was a small town and the policeman was making his evening rounds..
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon Delia and Marilyn sitting in a used car..
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car or were they trying to steal it?
'Heavens no, we bought it.'
'Then why don't you drive it away.'
We can't drive.'
Then why did you buy it?'
'We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
Graham
Used car.....
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Used car.....
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Re: Used car.....
Nice one, 
Roger.
Roger.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
