An old man and a woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the
night.
The old man would shout, " when I die, I will dig my way out up and out of the
grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbours feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a
closed casket at the funeral.
After the burial, her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren’t you
afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt
you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And I know he won't ask for directions. EricT
Now at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
EricT
