Golfing accident....

[Filonian]

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart......

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out,
"Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It's Jack, and I'm OK thanks," I replied.

"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help
you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you, "I answered,"but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on, "Elizabeth insisted."
She was very pretty and persuasive.


"Well okay, "I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel
a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a
smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"


"Under the cart!"
I said....





Graham

[DaveB]

Bloody right too

Ooops.. here comes the boss

ATB
DaveB

[Filonian]

Dave,

That reminds me of a time when I was under the spell of the great game.

In a foursome, playing a series of par 3 holes, chap on the 14th was hit on the head by a drive from the 15th and went down like a sack of spuds.

We holed out on the 13th and went to check on him - note - finished the hole first - and he was just getting to his feet. Flatly refused to seek treatment.

One of the wags in our party remarked that he was glad the guy was OK, as it would have fair put him off his game if he had had to carry him to the end of the round.


Graham

[DaveB]

That's as funny as the joke

ATB
DaveB

[airboatr]

The more handicaps, the better.
I say.

[Airspeed]

Good medicine,
Laughs before breakfast