Blond speak

[JohnD]

One morning a blond lady got on a plane bound for Montreal. She went straight to the first class cabin and sat down.

The stewardess came along and said that she should be in the economy cabin and could she move.
The blond replied. "I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Montreal" and stayed in the seat.

The chief steward wanted to know what the commotion was and then told the blonde that she should move to the economy cabin.
The blond replied. "I'm blond, I'm beautiful and I'm going to Montreal" and stayed in the seat.

The captain came out to see what was going on and after being briefed by the steward, he said, "don't worry I can speak blonde " and bent down and whispered in her ear.

She immediately got up and moved to the economy cabin.

The steward asked the captain what he said
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He said, I told her that first class wasn't stopping at Montreal!!

[GHD]

Love it

[Tomliner]

A good one but it's done the rounds a number of times John EricT

[speedbird591]

A good one but it's done the rounds a number of times John EricT

Yeah, like you've never inadvertently recycled any of your own, Eric

Ian

[airboatr]

In Eric's defence,

He doesn't always remember what he's doing.

[Tomliner]

Ian wrote

Yeah, like you've never inadvertently recycled any of your own, Eric

I'm flattered that you read them Ian! EricT

[speedbird591]

I'm flattered that you read them Ian! EricT

If it's an interminably long one, I just read the punchline

[Tomliner]

Anyway Ian and Airboatr,I've got an excuse if I duplicate one,but I can't remember what it is Erict

[nigelb]

I had not heard that before so thanks! Another one for my blonde sister.

Nigel²