A true blue Aussie bushie! Always tells the truth and states the obvious!
Freddy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Freddy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."
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One For Mike
A true blue Aussie bushie! Always tells the truth and states the obvious!
Freddy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Freddy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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I knew that was coming this time!
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Re: One For Mike
but SWMBO asked "Why is it always the woman who is ugly?"Being an honorary Aussie, I tried to be honest and state the obvious. BL--*y IDIOT!
Actually, since last year's surgery, trying to fit a condom would be like pushing a length of wet string across gravel.
Oh, BTW Nigel - it's NEVER coming for me again!!
Cheers, Mike.
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MikeW might have something to say about this. They're a clean living bunch up there, all that exercise bending bananas in the sunshine.
MikeW might have something to say about this. They're a clean living bunch up there, all that exercise bending bananas in the sunshine.
Cheers, Mike.
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