German sex......

[Filonian]

A German guy approaches a lady of the night.



'I vish to buy sex viz you.'

'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'

'..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'

'No problem,' she replies cautiously,

'I can do little kinky.'

So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large
bedsprings and a duck caller.

'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'

The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he
had said, to her hands and knees.

'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'

She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.

'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'

She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)

She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the
energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.

The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is
several minutes before she has enough breath to say, 'That was totally
amazing, what do you call that position?'

'Ah,' says the German . .

'zat is ze.... Four-sprung Duck technique'






Graham

[TSR2]

Brilliant Graham (drying my eyes)

[Garry Russell]

[Airspeed]

As I say ad nauseum.... I learn something every day from this forum!
Not being a commercial TV viewer, reader of car magazines, or even reader of daily newspapers, this one took a while to decipher.
Now I can truly say

Thanks Graham , you've done it to me again, Mr.

[FlyTexas]

Not being a commercial TV viewer, reader of car magazines, or even reader of daily newspapers, this one took a while to decipher.

I'm still trying to decipher this one. Does this have anything to do with...door springs??

Brian

[Vancouver]

Audi manage to keep coming up with these?

[Jon.M]

Audi manage to keep coming up with these?

Brian, there's a clue in Alex's reply.

Jon

[DaveB]

I should have seen this one coming but no.. walked straight into it

ATB
DaveB

[Nigel H-J]

[DaveB]

Come on Nige.. get a grip

What's the Audi slogan on the TV ads.. Vorsprung Durch Technik

ATB
DaveB