The wife screams at him
"I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking.What the hell did you invite him round for ? "
"Cos he's thinking of getting married "
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That's What Mates Are For!
A man invites his mate back home for dinner.
The wife screams at him
"I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking.What the hell did you invite him round for ? "
"Cos he's thinking of getting married " EricT
The wife screams at him
"I've not done my hair, not done my make up, not done any housework, not done the dishes & can't be bothered with cooking.What the hell did you invite him round for ? "
"Cos he's thinking of getting married "
EricTNow at the age where I know I like girls but can't remember why!
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That really IS what mates are for
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Smart man!
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and SWMBO
Cheers, Mike.
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I'm sorry, - he won't listen. Even after shown.
This, (Mr. Wanting) had to have already been told to run. But nooooo Mr. Wanting has to see for himself!
"Oh, it can't be that bad". (I can almost hear him say it now.
)
So what's the next thing a man has to do to convince someone after they've told him, in word.
Show him. right?
.... forget it, he's not going to listen, so just put the poor bastard out of his missery.
And shoot him.
... but you know, I think the reason they ain't shot is.
because misery loves company.
and that's why aeroplanes, and such, come about to be.
This, (Mr. Wanting) had to have already been told to run. But nooooo Mr. Wanting has to see for himself!
"Oh, it can't be that bad". (I can almost hear him say it now.
)So what's the next thing a man has to do to convince someone after they've told him, in word.
Show him. right?
.... forget it, he's not going to listen, so just put the poor bastard out of his missery.
And shoot him.
... but you know, I think the reason they ain't shot is.
because misery loves company.
and that's why aeroplanes, and such, come about to be.
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