We're being invaded...

[nigelb]

Ok, if your going to invade England, learn to speak English!

Nigel²

[DaveB]

No need mate.. they'll get housing and benefits off the social without learning to speak the lingo

ATB
DaveB

[Nigel H-J]

OK...in English

Oh dear, should be interesting as they always like to have red wine with their food so with any chance they will be too inebrieted for any war games

Bonsoir

Nigel

[SkippyBing]

"43 vehicles, four helicopters, two landing craft and a catamaran"

A Catamaran?

To be fair I think there's a fast cat ferry from Northern France every hour so it's probably cheaper than using the French Navy...

[TSR2]

oh now that's just ridiculous, ...they haven't got any money.

But they do have an aircraft carrier, we have a few bits of one in kit form in Rosyth

[TSR2]

No need mate.. they'll get housing and benefits off the social without learning to speak the lingo

ATB
DaveB

And then the local council will produce all of their documents / website in French so as we don't cause any offence.

[TSR2]

No-one expects the Spanish.....

You can't beat the soft cushions

[airboatr]

you should be down on the beach to greet those scallywags and give them a good sacking.

me pistola su pistola

[DaveB]

What we should do is do what they'd do in our place.. get our fishermen to blockade the Solent in protest . Sadly, I doubt we have enough left to blockade Newlyn harbour let alone the Solent

Still.. I bet the local shop owners are blowing the dust off their Euro/GBP conversion charts

ATB
DaveB

[grumpyoldb]

It's OK. They've surrendered to an eight year old with a catapult.