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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.


I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

[Tomliner]

EricT

[Garry Russell]

He ended up with a Constable

[DaveB]

It had to be you!

ATB
DaveB

[Airspeed]

sacre nom de chien!
Magnifique.

[Garry Russell]

Mind you...he could just be pretending the hoard of paintings are from such masters...it might just be a load of Pollocks

[Tomliner]

Did he have to travel Manet miles in his van? EricT

[Garry Russell]

After he run out of gas it was a bit of Lautrec.

Lucky for him he didn't step back into a barbed wire fence and end up with a Picasso

[steelsporran]

sacre nom de chien!

Rover!

[Nigel H-J]

Excellent

Bonsoir Mike, bon vous voir peut écrire le français aussi!!

Nigel.