A Quacking Joke!

[Tomliner]

A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman
' Got any bread?'
'No' replied the barman
Next day the same again
'Got any bread?'
'No'
And again the next day
'Got any bread?'
'No'
The following day
'Got any bread?'

'No we don't have any bread now p*ss off.If you ask me again
I'll nail your sodding beak to the bar you irritating b@stard bird!'

Next day the duck returns and asks

'Got any nails?'

'No'

'Got any bread then?'
EricT

[Garry Russell]

He must've been an odd looking duck with a beak

[airboatr]

Garry,



.. he's in his happy place

[Tomliner]

He must've been an odd looking duck with a beak

B*gger,Garry's spotted the flaw in the story! EricT