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Filonian
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Man Killed on Golf Course

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A foursome of guys were waiting at the men's tee while a
foursome of women were hitting from the women's tee. The
ladies were not rushing and were taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it
ten feet. Then she went over and whiffed it completely.
Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it
another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said
apologetically, "I guess all those f***ing lessons I took
over the winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately responded, "Well, there you have
it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!"

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 63 . . .





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Post by dodger »

Nice one Graham :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Man Killed on Golf Course

Post by Airspeed »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Agile mind, body a bit slow!
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